WELCOME TO INGA & HELGA'S
CUTTING EDGE EMPORIUM
THE WORLD'S ONLY LICENSED OUTLET FOR
McCASOWAY TEE-SHIRTS
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HOME OF THE ORIGINAL
NESTED TESSERACT TEE-SHIRT
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The McCasoway Tee-Shirt is unlike any other.
It is more than a shirt. It is art. It is poetry. It is science.
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MILLIONS OF UNIQUE DESIGNS POSSIBLE
SOME POPULAR EXAMPLES SHOWN BELOW
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NESTED TESSERACT TEE-SHIRTS
A McCasoway Nested Tesseract shows you in the shirt image wearing
the same shirt. Here, The Stunning Helga models a white tee with a
caption from the Caveats & Complaints poetry collection.
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REGULAR TEE-SHIRTS
Image with story caption.
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Example of text-only shirt.
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Fallen Rainbow image with book title.
Our most popular shirt.
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First shirt of the Otto Series.
Very popular in Kentucky, Georgia, Alabama, and Muncie, Indiana.
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Matching image and text color produces a nice effect.
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McCasoway and Baby Inga on a motorcycle.
Text from Nightingales, Act VII.
Made for tough men who love tough women.
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The Stunning Helga in a coy moment.
Popular with the comrades.
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Opening image from Dream Journey.
A line from Caveats.
Designed by Duchess Vilyui.
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Helga on the edge shirt.
Seen often in coffee houses.
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Our famous Inga Rules shirt.
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First shirt of the Vladimir Series.
Popular with freedom-loving people everywhere.
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First shirt of the Futility Series.
Popular with inventors and visionaries.
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Helga wearing a superimposed shadow-text shirt.
The shadow-text is superimposed over the picture.
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Shirt back displays website address.
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WHAT OUR CUSTOMERS
ARE SAYING
Albert Einstein - noted geometry expert.
If I'd had a McCasoway back in 1905,
there's no telling where science would be by now.
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Howard Hughes - famous American aviator,
inventor, director, and visionary entrepreneur.
The McCasoway Tee-Shirt is a great idea.
I wish I'd thought of it first.
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Dylan Thomas - Welsh poet.
Cigarettes and whisky go good with a McCasoway.
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Jacqueline Kennedy - esteemed first lady.
Of all the McCasoways Jack has given me, this one is my favorite.
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Marilyn Monroe - talented actress.
I just feel pretty when I'm wearing a McCasoway.
What do you think?
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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi - peace activist.
Chicks dig me in this slick McCasoway.
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J. Luther Schmedlap - inventor of the Schmedlap capacitor.
The McCasoway Nested Tesseract is the
official Tee-Shirt of The Schmedlap Group, LLC.
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Dwight D. Eisenhower - Supreme Allied Commander, U.S. president.
The boys down at the Legion pitched in and got me this shirt.
Thanks fellas. I really like it.
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Lee Harvey Oswald - person of enduring controversy.
Nice shirt, but I picked a bad day to wear it to Dallas.
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Winston Churchill - powerful leader.
I shall wear it on the beaches, I shall wear it in the hills,
I shall never surrender my McCasoway.
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Princess Diana - royal lady of charm and poise.
A most absolute and excellent shirt.
Splendid work McCasoway!
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Jimi Hendrix - Cool shirt man.
Excuse me, I gotta go kiss the sky now.
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Kurt Gödel - celebrated mathematician.
Either mathematics is too big for the human mind, or the
human mind is more than a machine, I haven’t determined which is
correct. But I do know one thing for sure: This shirt is too small.
I'll ask Mrs. Gödel to specify XXXL on our next McCasoway order.
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Humphrey Bogart - noted actor.
Dylan Thomas kiped all my cigarettes and booze.
My plane leaves in ten minutes.
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John Lennon - Beatle.
Imagine a McCasoway...then let it be.
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Ingrid Bergman - legendary film star.
McCasoway? Yes, I knew him in Paris.
He's the boy who gave me this shirt.
I think...that's him getting out of that taxi over there.
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Thank you for visiting this website.
Comments and questions are welcomed.
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Please contact Mr. McCasoway at the email address below:
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daniel@mccasoway.com
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